smart computer use?

I’m not going to waste any time leading into this list:

• Drop your laptop from a 15 story building, from the front steps at the first floor of the building.
• Spill water on your laptop computer, then try to dry it, like trying to dry it will actually help the fact that you spilled water on it.
• Close the top, thinking that your laptop computer went into hibernation mode (but it really didn’t), then put it in a backpack, letting it overheat unknowingly cause it’s not actually in hibernation mode.
• Keeping it until it’s only value is that you can probably give it away for free. Sell it while it’s hot!

Yeah.